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Don't abuse opiates and benzodiazepines. im nodding off and i keep pressing the spacebar and it keeps scrolling when im just trying to focus my eyes because im nodding off because i took 40mg of oxycodone orally, then i took 160mg of oxycodone intranasally. i also took 1mg of alprazolam. i was running around cooking for my mom and dad and i made my mom 4 eggs and i made my dad 5 slices of bacon but i had two and my dad also finally let me make him his tea how he likes it so now i know how to make his tea how he likes it so im happy. i also started cleaning my room a bit; it sounds weird right, you take two downers and then you start wanting to a bunch of stuff, but it kinda makes sense... for me at least. i believe this is because when i take alprazolam it gets rid of the thing in my brain that tells me what order i need to do things in, so i just end up doing them and it ends up fine, but in combination with the oxycodone, the euphoria it gives is honestly quite stimulating and everything feels so good that its just like youre the happiest most luckiest guy in the world just making a tea for your mom, which in fact is nice regardless of whether youre abusing prescription narcotics or not. however i started making this thread because now that im sitting in my chair and browsing the site, i keep nodding off. im not going to explain nodding off, go watch one of those youtubers who goes down to kensington or vancouver and shows junkies. but since im nodding off and my hand is on the keyboard, i keep accidentally pressing the spacebar and holding it then waking up and forgetting what i was reading. this was annoying. i have came up with a solution though... to not have my left hand on the keyboard while reading the site.

its also snowing or hailing so theres traffic and theres no way for me to get to university which is good, so thats why im at home here. 



i hope you guys have enjoyed my adventure that all happened in the past two hours. 

i am not the sharpest tool in the shed but i hope that my story has made someone happy as this is literally my life and i hope that it is not seen as what the site rules dont want like copypasta, indecipherable text, Ironic shitposting, Gibberish text 



Just thought I'd add this as I was about to click submit post; me being able to type this really is the drive you get to be able to do whatever you desire without blinking once on oxycodone. I guess that counts as informative, right?  



Don't do drugs, 

I love you all, 

love

xx

test

>do haskell exam

>get 100%

idk bros seems like we might be back

i drank campari and almost died from disgust

WOW! SO MANY BUGS ON THE IMAGEBOARD! I LOVE IT. 

>working on a more granular caching system

>it works

>hooray.jpeg

>testing

>threads no longer bump

kms.



HARDANIMESHIRTS DOT COM

yet another test

testing something a little silly

> get two kittens from a friend

> name the boy Kuro and the girl Shiro

> bring them home after taking care of them at friends house pretty well

> family member freaks out for close to no reason

> unable to have them at my house due to said family member

> basically have to let my friend put them up for adoption since she can't hold onto them for me

> friend tells me she knows I would've been a good cat dad



last 2 months have been an emotional rollercoaster. I pray that Kuro and Shiro get a good home and live a good life.

so what are your current adventures guys, anybody trying to find the One Piece as well

can we add more manga to the captcha